We all have that friend, the cringe-inducing collector who has tens of thousands of stuffed toys, teacups or airline sick bags. Why? But these crazy-hoarding friends give us the ultimate gift at this time of year: endless Christmas pressie ideas!
Here are some tips on the best and worst gifts to give the duck-loving friend that has everything.
1. 90s Nostalgia: The Mighty Ducks
Back in the day, these pint-sized ice-hockey superstars oozed cool into our hearts and TV screens. Kids and teens of the 90s are all grown up now, but many reminisce over the days when they strapped on rollerblades and pretended that Australia was cold enough for ice-rinks… quack, quack, quack! But Mighty Ducks’ merchandise doesn’t have to start and end with a sweaty oversized jersey. Why not modernise your gift for the Ducks fan in your life with this ice cool iPhone case or this minimalist tribute poster, which would look amaze-balls in today’s bach-pad loungeroom.
2. Something Wearable (or Terrible)
You may think we’re quacking mad, but there are some totes grouse duck-inspired clothing items out there. How about a childhood #throwback with the best t-shirt that ever existed?
Or a close second place, this pun-tastic version. And why stop there, while we’re at it, we may as well release the quacken! Or help the braces-and-glasses-wearing kid rock their personal style with this little beauty. Alternatively give the vegan-vegetarian PETA-member duck-lover the worst gift ever.
3. Duck Dynasty Lovers Unite
We’re not calling your family a bunch of rednecks… but with tunes like “A ragin’ cagin’ redneck Christmas” this Duck Dynasty Christmas album is sure to enliven the most awkward Christmas lunch with your extended family. For the classic gentleman in your life, why not a Robertson themed Duck Commander cigar box set? Just watch those import taxes. For the collector, go for a set of Duck Dynasty Bobble Heads.
Duck iPod speakers, cute, functional, eco-friendly, enough said? Perfect for Christmas carol singalongs.
5. Fashion Ducksters
6. Vintage mallard-ware
Your serious duck collector should already have the classic three ducks flying on the wall, if not, shame on them.
7. Sneaking Duck gift certificate
Less duck and more sneakily adding it onto the end of this list, we have to mention our gift vouchers. It’s a bit of a bold move to get someone eyewear and a better idea might be to buy a gift certificate so that they can decide if they can pull off popping colour or two-tone crystal Brontes. They can also use our FREE try-at-home service. Last order for gift certificates (electronic delivery) is midday 24 December.
Merry Christmas y’all!